"Since I had the baby I
can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and
I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't
need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that"
"In college I castrated
21 rats, and I got pretty good at it"
"I always felt like
I could be funny, but there was a part of me that always judged
actors so harshly...I thought all actors were dumb--that they
must have serious emotional problems. Even if they don't,
that's the perception I had of them. I didn't want anyone
to see me that way." - Detour, May 1997
"New York City has no power/And
the milk is getting sour/But to me it is not scary/'cause
I stay away from dairy." - Lisa Kudrow as musician Phoebe
Buffay of Friends, singing about a blackout.
"Smelly cat, smelly cat,
What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, It's not
your fault." - Lisa Kudrow as musician Phoebe Buffay of
Friends