Now that you're a mega wannabe, whose face would you kick sand in? I believe in girl power. That means we stand up for ourselves and not resort to bitchy stunts.

If you had to attend the Grammys, which designer label would you wear? Something low-key like Prada or Gucci.

Where, on your favourite hunk, would you place a red hot chilli pepper? I would string a birthday suited Ray Liotta (Goodfellas) up, put 10 chillies in his mouth and watch him cry!

Which boy bands do you listen to? I love Oasis, and Fool's Garden - the Brit boys just get me goin'!

Which is your favourite member of Take That? Howard - he's got a fab body and is a wicked dancer!

What would people be the most surprised to learn about you? I can smile and have a laugh! (I often don't smile in pictures.) I can be a bit of a comedienne but not many people see that side of me.

What's the one thing you can't say "no" to? A good melody.

What's your most treasured possession? My family.

What is the quality you most like in a man? Humour and when they're sexy in an unobvious way and not aware of it.

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